The Followship Of The Ring
quote me out of context a lot after i die
jesus, probably (via jesuschristofficial)

Things to do today: 1) Breathe in. 2) Breathe out.

Ned Vizzini, ’It’s Kind of a Funny Story’  (via dylinquent)


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The director of the 9th Street Ministries Clinic was quoted as saying, “We’ve gone from seeing around 300 people a month on a regular basis, but as people were enrolling in Obamacare, the numbers we were seeing have dropped. We were down to 80 people that came through the medical clinic in February, all the way down to three people at the medical clinic in March. Our services won’t be needed anymore, and this will conclude our mission.”

Will the horrors of Obamacare never cease???

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
While Jodorowsky’s Dune is great as a history of a failed movie, it’s even better as a consideration of the role of failure in creation. The fact that the movie didn’t happen (technically - we could argue that the film exists, just in a format in which no other movie has ever existed, the collective consciousness) didn’t stop Dune from having ripples across filmmaking and genre. It’s easy to think that a failed effort is a stillborn tragedy, but the reality - as Jodorowsky’s Dune shows - is that even when you fail you’re still moving the ball forward. The only true failure is not trying.
I do not need someone to complete me
but if you wanted to
we could walk next to each other
into whatever is coming next.